@Natrone Means Business: I lived in Cali, but moved to Denver.

Whoopee!

@MarissaExplainsItAll: He's probably right, but it's hardly a bold prediction.

@Shawn Kemp's Lovechild: Lazy Man's Buffet for me. I ran a 10K yesterday and am eating all the swag from the goodie bag.

@One Sack, Two Sack: But we're talking about Carlos, Ma . . . um (scrolls to top of page), Carlos Marmol! He has 12 wins and 13 saves for his career!

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits:

. . . furthermore, I recently had the opportunity to watch Stan Kroenke parallel park, and he is truly a master of the craft. Stan Kroenke is a pillar of the Denver community, and his heavy testicles feel magnificent in my mouth.

@Quake 'n' Shake: None of the bands we've mentioned are really in my sphere of musical taste, but the Matchbox 20 songs I know are pretty catchy, and I think Rob Thomas has a pretty cool voice.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Nickleback is definitely the current king of schlock-rock, but 3 Doors Down manages to piss me off even more.

Joe "Six Feet From the Edge" Crede? A Creed reference?!?

Just postpone Game 4 until the next evening. How much trouble can Kobe get into during an off day in Denver?

" . . . redemption for the world's biggest A-Hole.

@Karlifornia: Sunburned and happy as well. Nine hours spent snoeshowing a few of CO's 14ers.

Dear Mole Girl,

@Hey Otis!: And Detroit's projectiles are usually 9mm.

As a Yankee fan, I know the frustration of being on the receiving end of semi-undeserved team hate.

"an unspecified "incident" with a couple of old white ladies sitting behind her.

@Ailanthus-altissima: Besides Trenton, NJ.

Because this guy has a delicate ego, his son is going be ridiculed.

@Business_Socks: Fuck man. I'm so sorry to hear that.