@Ailanthus-altissima: It's true. He usually needs Jason Lezak to finish up, and come from behind.

@Business_Socks: Whoa.

@Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: Yup. However . . . if a girl knows what she's doing, a good handy can be better than an average beej.

Artistic Interpretation Question . . .

@Kick His Ass Seabass: Guy's gonna' go celebrate with some fackin' jaegah bawmbs!

@Krazee_Eyez_Killa: In the 90's, I used to have season-tix to the Knicks.

@MrRedDevil: What? You say your groin hurts? That's too bad. Let me take a look at that for you, brother. It'll be our secret. And I'll kill your puppy if you tell anybody.

@RoxanneEndymion: He put his foot on her stomach for leverage, and then pulled on the handle.

@Drunken_Donuts: I heard it was a spider bite. That, or he had worms.

@Fatty_B:

It's also good to see CC back on track, after testing positive for heavy cream and truffles.

@Owen's Hard Greaves: Who dat?

@chilltown: Get a grizzly bear. Put it in your friend's SUV. If you want to prank a friend with a compact car, you will need to find a grizzly cub. Watch as hilarity ensues.

@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: @Bob Dole the angry Mets fan.: @meefer:

Good win for the Yankees. Complete game shutout by CC, and a HR from A-Rod.

@Fogg: Are you referring to Mac n' Cheese vs. Like an Iracane, or CPSL vs. Himself?

@Summerbabe: Nice. I did just about the same (114). Somehow, I forgot all Baltimore and San Diego teams, though.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Oh, and this one asks you to list every team from the four major sports.

While we wait for chin pubes to get out of bed, have some Sporcle.

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: As she is by anybody with respect for things like "science" and "peer reviewed studies."