@ClintonPortishead: I'm going to add Jenny McCarthy to the list.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: um, accent.

What's going on here?

@BigTenObsession: Oh, that sucks. Good luck, Straw.

@halfpointconversion: I've had an love/hate relationship with Simmons for years (I've read him since my stint in Boston, '99 - '03)

Why is Kenny Chesney playing guitar all by himself when there's a beach party 50 feet away?

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I love marsupial porn.

Guest Editor's Chin Pubes:

I go into tomorrow with an open mind, but the way this week's mystery guest editor was being hyped, I thought it would be . . . somebody I'd heard of.

@Fatty_B: I get the "pig virus" every Saturday night, right when the bar is closing.

Watching Vujacic and Scola have a stare down was like watching Superman face off against Bizarro.

@FatNakedMoleRat: Vulvarine?

"The Only Nets Fan's" question got me thinking about an old job I loved. What's the best job everybody here has had? I've had a few winners, unfortunately, they were all many years ago.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: You're going to have a blast. Seriously.

@LarryJohnsonsgirlfriend: All over a t-shirt?

@CoolHwhip: Australian, for it's versatility. Sophisticated during the day, and rowdy at night.

@Andy Hutchins: The Kid is smug as fuck, but Christiano Ronaldo is waaaay smugger.

@Karlifornia: That's bullshit. And since the slogan is, "When You're Here You're Family," it means I can't hit on the hostess.

@ArkansasFred: They're not boring. They're just efficient. Ya' know, like a robot.

@savedbypurplejesus: This is real and not urban legend stuff? Brilliant!