"I don't want your life."

Not only was he watching game-film, I heard he had spikes on the bottom of his shoes to get better traction. And they were metal!

Remember those charming "Married to the Mob" ladies from the Knicks game a few weeks back? It seems to me that those are exactly the type of women that Jay Galzer would love. And vice versa.

@TZNJoe: I rarely laugh out loud when I'm alone, but this video did the trick. Thanks.

When this photo was aired on SportScenter, it was accompanied by Stan Veret saying, "Check out A-Rod, squeezing in some Daddy-duty (doodie?)"

@ScientificMapp: It's fun to play keeper outside, but it is pretty dull and thankless indoors.

@UkraineNotWeak: But he had to go away, and Mom said he's not coming back.

@UkraineNotWeak: I'm happy to take the lead on this, but I don't want to step on anybody's toes that may have hosted last year.

This may have been done in the past, but if I set up a March Madness Bracket on ESPN for DUAN, would people be interested?

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: In his Magic days he fit your description (what did they feed him in LA?!), but that's been a small part of his career.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I agree that Shaq was scarier than PE and DR (and I'm a recovering Knicks fan), but I disagree that the size/skill distinction is blurry.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Depends if you're talking about his resume or his ability.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: You're right that it's harder to compare a C to a PF, than to compare two guys who do the same job.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I forgot to mention that Tim Duncan invented GPS.

@Shakey: Don't mistake "private" with "boring." Duncan certainly has no need for attention and validation, like Shaq, but he's supposed to be a pretty bright, funny, engaging guy.

Just read Shaq's latest tantrum, as he lashed out in a really nasty way against Stan Van Gundy.

Steinbrenner just gave his team a similar lashing. His caretaker didn't bother to tell him he was yelling at the appliances.

@Mr. Randy Watson: No, but Dean Ween and Rivers Cuomo have a little side project. It's called, "Weiner."

Always assume the mike is hot.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Looks like I exceeded my hyphen allocation.