There was one year, ONE YEAR, when I was very young, that I asked for ketchup to put on Thanksgiving turkey. Once. The meat was dry, I didn’t want gravy, so fucking sue me. My grandmother still brings it up TO THIS DAY. But she also voted for Trump, so who the hell knows

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

The public may not care, but I can assure you that the career federal employees that spend their lives trying to advance America’s interests care. Particularly the people in the IC he has spent the past 2 months eviscerating.

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.