This. I finally found out after almost 5 years my ex was a bit more insane and unstable then I really thought and we ended it right as we started talking about marriage. How did I find out about this factoid? She moved in with me curtesey of my kindness when her mom turned into a demon

I met her last year at Pax Prime at the Witcher 3 booth. She’s an incredible beauty and sweet heart. Poor thing actually cried a bit and had to take a break because she wasn’t used to all the attention and crowds

“I’m going to eat every fucking peice of chicken in this virgins room”

Or, just show us your tits?

But I want everything handed to me, im a millenial

I want you to play hide and go fuck yourself

Found the feminazi

Never a good idea, Hitler obviously never played Risk

No more official content from Bethseda

Cake or death?

Skip

I don’t get it...

Can’t believe those fuckers are not making anymore DLC for a game not even out for a year, especially after raising the price for the Season Pass for “more content coming” Fucking lying assholes...

Or you know..... you just play other games that don’t two craps about your online speed

If widowmaker farted, could you even smell it?

I need to move to Japan but I know they hate most american men going over

Stay weird Japan...stay really fucking weird....

“Vats an aimbot?”

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

“The warrior orcs yearned for the sounds of HD battles and looked to the far horizon for new, revamped HD blood to spill!!”