The Giulia - it’s beautiful but for a car that came out in 2017 I always thought it looked like something from the previous decade.

Anything from Nissan.

I disagree with nearly everything you said, LoL

In high school a friend of mine bought the cheapest car he could find online for $50, an early 90's econo-hatch like a Metro or Justy or something like that. He drove it to a local 4x4 track and beat the hell out of it, then pushed it off a cliff in a nearby canyon. After a concerned citizen reported the accident…

These things.

What about ironic badging? I put a hybrid synergy drive badge on my 1994 land cruiser. I had hippies asking me how I did it constantly it was a great rig.

Pretending to have broken suspension

I feel like a lot of these full-time drivers are missing the point of Uber. It was originally conceived as a way to make some extra cash on top of a regular job, not to replace a full-time job entirely. Also, buying/leasing a new car just to drive for Uber isn’t exactly a wise choice. What I tell people is to find out…

Replace “karting” with any sport, and you have the problem with sports. Most sports are fun, most people who are into said sports are total assholes.

Oh man, being a recovering Honda fanatic almost every car I had owned at one point was either stolen or broken into or both, but this one was the worst: it was the fall of 2003, I was living in the dorms at a state university and had to park my 1999 Electron Blue Pearl Honda Civic Si (aka the most stolen car ever) in…