HAAA! I laughed way too hard at that!

I’m diagnosing myself with this right fucking now. My husband can’t complain since he only hears me about half the time anyway.

Pro Tip: You don’t actually HAVE to be suffering from low-frequency hearing loss in order to not hear men’s voices. Just ignore them. When they wave their arms frantically at you, just say “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you! I have low-frequency hearing loss.”

Oh, yes, God, peace and quiet at last!

Here’s hoping that it clears up.

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition?