Primavera ? Ugh, I hear your pain ...

One question remains : why are they not sending the fast/pro trucks first, and the slow vehicles last ? That would certainly make it safer for everyone, even if it would make it a longer event ...

More cutting/welding than wrenching these days, but it qualifies, right ? Heated garage, MN winters are about cold ...

What if they brought back the Ben Collins ?!?

bear hands ... that’s why you don’t see grizzly bears driving ford fusions around, they all crashed.

Is that called a Voxster or a Woxster or a VWoxster ?

(shaking fist at the sky) @#$%& hipsters ...

you mean a scirocco, the one that just got discontinued ...

Right with you on the online stats, but it needs to start somewhere. One can’t claim to be a vehicular enthusiast, without cutting the preconceived idea. 

I’ll get against the flow here. I just purchased a HD, a 2018 Fat Bob. The one that was recently tested in Jalopnik/Lanesplitter. No bluhbluhbluhbluh noise, not a bling’d couch on wheels, no POW/MIA or confederate flag here. Just a handsome bike, that goes and handles as it should, with a punchy & quiet engine and…

Uffda !

How about the SDSB® system ? (self-destructing shaft bearing)

The lesson here, is that in case of the end of the world as we know it, we should drive a beetle. That’s the only car that stayed on its wheels. Jason will be happy.

“this is engineered a little better” ... uh, maybe not, it’s an early 2000s Renault that we’re talking about here ...

way to go, kiddos ! Show’em how it’s done ...

“a handsome, aggressive, elegant design” ... yes, but ... kinda generic to the infiniti & lexi & alfas of this world, douchemobile kinda generic, ya know ?

Not gonna lie, if I was rich and had money to burn, I’d get one of those. For myself. To commute to the office, drop the kids at school, take the dogs to the park, pick up my parents at the airport, do the Costco run, haul some stuff, tow a trailer with that rusted beetle body that needs sandblasting. All that I can’t…

Jason, Jason, Jason ... you actually should really give a sh&t about the city of Lucerne, as it hosts a fantastic museum of transportation, covering road, rail, aviation, space stuff, even “cableways” ...

You are a man of who knows his priorities, and the priorities are right.

If it’s found in a BMW it’s generally called a prick.