So these guys are helping the wrecked competitors to ... finish ?

The space shuttle regularly lands on the Blue Ridge Parkway. After dropping all its chemtrails, that is, need to keep the Carolinan rednecks in check.

run what you brung !

that’s fair

Where are Caytleen, Catlin, Kaytleen, Caitleen, Kaitlin, Kate Line, Cate Leen, K’aytlien, ... ?

Isn’t it what every other Finnish granma, who’s late for church/bingo game, is driving like ?

Technically you’re correct, but it’s never too late to start a trend.

I’m fairly new to MN, but I quickly discovered the saying “in MN there is only two seasons, winter and road work season” ...

As a fellow pothole dodger (official name of the folks living in Minneapolis), I second the baja bug.

“the ex wife of boxer Buster Douglas” 

I thought that was a cool clock. A bit obnoxious, but cool.

Ok now, Patrick, tell us more about that bar fight in Tijuana ...

On the bright side, the cop may have saved the big Ford from a losing battle with the lightpoles, seeing the driver’s skills ....

Jesus entered the conversation. We reached a new level ...

My apologies for missing the reference. I got stuck at the review of the Phaeton in Titanic by James Cameron.

no, a beautiful woman in the back seat calls for fogging the window !

YMMV

I’ll agree to disagree, since it’s really only armchair pissing contest here, and I have no stakes in any of the horses there ... But I’d argue that Porsche has one of the largest spread of racing success, from rallying, F1, endurance, you name it ... even Dakar, for Crissake !
Ford is better at mowing bystanders at…

I’ve owned one for the past 12 years, it has about 300,000 miles on it. So no, I don’t really know what I’m talking about, I’m just trolling from my parents basement.

YMMV, that’s for sure. Mine has 300,000 miles, reasonably maintained (not as well as it should/could) and nothing serious ever happened.