Welp, this insight into Nissan is exactly why they are losing. They are missing the point entirely.  No wonder they suck at sales.

Look I know exactly who you’re talking about. I’m naturally orange. I’ve been blessed with very very beautiful orange skin. All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me. Is my penis shaped like a mushroom? Yes. But a very good mushroom. That is also orange.

“I don’t think Elon Musk is unaware of U.S. vehicle class designations, so going after the F-150 is likely more of a clever if misleading marketing stunt”

I hate that I feel like I’m defending Tesla here, but calling it a “kindergarten” project is weak-sauce. Yeah, it’s ugly as hell, yeah it’s still a prototype, yeah, Musk is probably over-selling it and will deliver months or even years late, but it ain’t even close to a kindergarten project. It’s damn impressive and I…

Non brand names that can be used:

Choose your quest
Select your adventure
Play the story your way
Multiple choice adventure
Choose your destiny (this one may be taken already)

GUUUUUUH I’m so tired of answering this question. The sources are not hard to find if you look.

Must suck to be a choosey beggar.

*Long Reply Alert*

This isn’t really that weird or even unprecedented. If you look at street racing games of the post-Fast & the Furious PS2/Xbox era, Midnight Club 3 for example, quite a few major foreign brands were rather conspicuously absent way back then and it’s not hard to understand why from the perspective of…

Cat does this with off road haul trucks. The way you make it work is you strip the vehicles down, refurbish any parts that need it.  Then you build the refurbished unit exactly like a new one, just using refurbished parts instead of new.  Cat even has laser welding machines that weld up the cylinder bores in the…

He may be well hydrated but there’s a lot of girls and guys suffering from some serious thirst as a result.

There’s also the way each button, dial, and switch feels to use. There must be a man whose sole job is to test the damping, feel, and quality of these components {...} You get a satisfying feeling every time you push on a button or turn a dial.

It’s a transportation appliance, sure, but it’s the *best* transportation appliance. That’s kind of fascinating. I mean, the guy in first class doesn’t get to the gate any faster than the guy in coach, either, but he has a very different experience doing it.

The ones he made with Jordan are so cute! Do good, die great!

Are these responses jokes? Give me a break folks, there’s only one answer to this question.

This same guy who was whining due to lag also immediately donated a solid 2k to an old acquaintance of his after finding out she had stage 4 cancer (something she had only just found out herself). The attention he gave her ended up in the rest of her hospital bills being paid off in full with change to spare because…

are you saying you need a... lifeline?

I feel like the 3ds is going out astride its own blazing viking boat filled with hookers and blow. It had an insanely rough launch (day 1 purchase here) and still managed to succeed. I havent touched it in months, and still thought about how I should go back and finish Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon last week.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story.