How about don’t.

Kirk Cousins was designed in a Mormon creationist science lab for the sole purpose of crushing Vikings fans’ spirit once and for all.

Easiest way to tell if it’s a legitimate women’s health center is drive by and see if there are dipshits standing exactly the legal distance outside of it holding up signs with pictures of fetuses on them and harassing the people driving in to it. I drive by one every day on my way to work and I alternate between…

I was an adult already who been in multiple accidents when the original Burnout games came out and was perfectly capable of separating my own real-life traumatic experiences from the visceral joy of crashing pretend cars.

Yes, trans people get an inordinate of amount of hatred and pressure but there are a lot of confounding factors and it would be scientifically and morally irresponsible to not investigate the reasons why trans people have such a ridiculously high suicide rate. 

The “titty streamer” thing is a complicated issue.

Bron is dead-on. Turn the D-League in to the Minor League Baseball system. Let the kids play and get paid but don’t ruin the NBA letting every 18-year-old who isn’t ready for the responsibility and stakes of professional sports play. Also you can put the D-League teams in tiny markets that can’t support a professional…

The Japanese are odd, Exhibit 2,486.

A) They didn’t ask Google for a place where they’d have to “confront the truth”. They asked for an abortion provider.

It might just be the circles I run in but the only people I run in to who “project their self-worth through material possessions”are the ones who won’t shut up about what great people they are because they rescued their pet. Congratulations, you bought a used dog. Take your medal and go the fuck away.  

Interesting theory but I think it has more to do with people simply not having enough time in their day post-college to discover new music what with the job-having, relationship-maintaining and child-rearing. That said, I recently turned 40 and there has never been a better time in my mind to discover new music if…

100% agreed. Corgis are sweet, intelligent and cute as a button but if you aren’t willing to put in the effort to socialize them and run them ragged physically and mentally, they can be total assholes. I have a 20 lb. mini corgi who is sweet and amazing around people and other animals but if I go more than a day…

I’d argue the only goodwill the guy had built up was based on his sister passing away which made for a nice playoff human interest story.

This is what you sign up for when you’re a guy in your mid-30s creeping for barely legal tail. Don’t want to have your life ruined by a girl lying about her age? Date women close to your own age. Also maybe don’t illegally film yourself doing it.

Totally lovable but he’s almost the quintessential doofus-ass, no-range center.

Kelly Oubre is the Wiz’s only good trade piece now that Otto Porter makes stupid money. If they waste that to get DeAndre “I was only ever good at one thing that now holds no value in the league” Jordan, I’m finally washing my hands of this stupid franchise. However, I’m sure they will because that’s the most…

You could do this with Washington Wizards/Bullets players alone.

The problem with numpad notation is that it doesn’t take the direction you’re facing into account.. QCB will always be quarter-circle-back regardless of whether you’re P1 or P2.

Just so I’m clear, Bushnell isn’t accused of assaulting or harassing anyone, is he? Just that he made a couple of boorish public comments and asked a woman to join a group of men in a hot tub (which would be a wildly inappropriate power move now but would’ve seemed pretty harmless in the more free-love, less…