Kinda kidding. (Power Rangers?) Unless that really is law. No you're right. Florida is usually pretty solid in the middle on state rankings. But they'll always be #1 in my heart.

Florida has no state income tax, and poor school funding is a major result. So kids there have to learn about physics from Power Rangers. It’s the law.

Geez. No wonder they kill people.

Goddamn it. I love the kit, I hate the reason. This is sure starting to look like a Nam or Korea, fighting a proxy war against the Ruskies. I’m waiting for our forces to be called ‘advisors’. And here I thought the dominos theory was totally debunked.

I drove a Tesla S P60 (the old one) on a track a few weeks ago. I’m ruined forever. Really. It was perfection.

Ok I see your reasoning. But I’d rather tap that same fear through good intelligence and targeted air strikes that can hit them anytime, anywhere. I don’t think carpet bombing a city held hostage by ISIS weenies wins hearts and minds. I think it creates more terrorists.

While typically contrarian you’re still a pretty reasoned and thought-out commenter normally. Are you really endorsing carpet bombing campaigns against guerilla cells?

I’m all for the wonderful awesomeness that is flight (insert great Louis CK bit about f’n flying here); they had me until the 291 people plus me as a test pilot. My brain converted that to ‘guinea pig’ for some reason. I pay them good money so that I’m NOT a test pilot. Thanks.

I see the Macbook rack, but where do you put the cappe-frappe-latte-chino?

Karma’s a bitch.

The TDI can't run on more than 5% biofuel or it voids the warranty.

But definitely understands the difference between kale and chard.

“there’s still nothing like it on the road.”

I drove a P60 on a track a few weeks ago. Not overhyped at all. Seriously. Amazing.

I had a 330 and then my TDI. I love the TDI (minus the turbo lag). RIP TDI.

Hahah! Yeah the Prius! Hah! You win the stars!

2-wheels = higher hospital bill from Honda Civic asshat who hits you. Plus: kids. My 4-yr-old can’t rev. Add a side-car with baby seat and maybe.

Goddammit F-35, get off the internet, time for bed!

Well the pic quality sure matters. Pro shots and outdoor lighting can even make me look good.

But without her, how could HP have really appreciated better management? She did them a favor.