I know I was shocked too when I test drove one about 10 years ago. The spec said horsepower right? Yeah no. Honda put the ponies on a diet. Or used actual ponies to measure instead of horses. When I drove one its as if the car was saying “hold on there slugger, we don’t need a ticket do we? You’ll thank me later.”

I starred this in principle, because I love watching Euro rallys and it seems there is definitely a herd mentality, and really it was only a matter of time. But then the very small Libertarian part of me chimed in and said that this was their choice. There’s a line there. The great Libertarian Forest Gump summed it…

So why is there a perfectly silhouetted shadow?

I first wrote a long bit supporting your argument here, but I realized I was being that guy. So I’ll just say ‘exactly’.

Took you a few minutes to realize he was joking huh? Me too.

Ah 5k, right. Not bad still.

The rich people in my area don’t seem to care. The Cayanne and the Macan work. They’d buy this to match.

Yeah, isn’t their upcoming SUV supposed to have like a 7k lb tow capacity?

Holy shit! The perfect xkcd for this! Which came first? I didn’t see a date. Hilarious! That last frame: ha! Coder humor. Funny.

Someone needs to Photoshop the dumb open mouth lips drooling. Stat!

Hah yeah that helps, unless it’s a really bad burner. Last time I did it we borrowed an old beater 80’s Plymouth Voyager. We started stupidly with windows closed until two of us developed headaches. The windows helped but didn’t fix it! Luckily no long term brain damdamdamdamage.

Anyone who’s done this to get lumber home in a mini van knows the exhaust sucks in and can give you quite a headache.

“God, you know, sometimes I just can’t shake the feeling that I’m just a number to these people.”

Saw an article in the Telegraph about the carrier killer this am and decided to check FA to see if there was a post on it and yay! Much better assessment. Panic level reset. Thanks.

Wow. That’s just....wow. Gorgeous. Crazy. So cool.

I kid. Experimenting is ok. As long as they call it coconut ice cream.

Icewitzch.

Hippie!

I'm picturing either that kid from Christmas Story who's tongue is stuck to the flag pole, but stuck to an ice cream cone instead, or being able to shatter your tongue with a hammer after eating that. I'm also drinking right now.

Amen. Ice cream melts. That’s what it does. If it doesn’t, it’s not ice cream or its that frozen plastic crap from McDonalds (that also doesn’t melt).