Oh noes! Our history that includes slavery, land theft, and literal fucking genocide has been vulgarized!

Clearly, Cashmere, you display the gentility so prized by Ben Shapiro in our nation’s founders. Now let us mount our steeds and go trample some minorities together.

Genuine question here, What effects is this going to have on the Marine environment? Having a massive gas leak can’t be good for the fish in the area

Yeah... but none of that was “vulgar”. A black woman playing one of the slave-owner’s flutes? That’s beyond the pale.

I can name at least one New Zealander who isn’t a concert Flautist. 

sounds exactly like a petulant child finding out there’s a toy everyone is playing with after not knowing that toy was in the toy bin and then being a petulant child over and over again because the wrong kid in the class got to play with it.

the, sort of, gentility of America’s founders

The vulgarization of American history

“The vulgarization of American history”. Oh, our history is plenty vulgar, Shapiro and his compatriots just choose to ignore everything that doesn’t fit their narrative or outright invent things that do. Lizzo twerking with James Madison’s flute is much more wholesome than many, many episodes over the last 250 years.

No, owning 200 slaves is “vulgar” my dood.

a priceless piece of American history

Something I’ve yet to get a clear answer on, and something very important in determining how much I should care, is whether the military junta is doing more genocide than the civilian government under Aung San Suu Kyi. Less genocide? The same amount of genocide? Because I think I might trade a few years of…

The argument here is "China is not your friend" or is it "the US are bad"? Because both could be true. 

the company wasn’t aware of just how bad things were at Kiwi signifies a kind of aloofness and naïveté

“Cloudflare global head of public policy Alissa Starzak said they finally decided to act and drop Kiwi once they saw “some things that were really direct threats, some very specific information about things that were planned.””

[Syria, Libya, Cuba, Vietnam, Bolivia, and Mexico have also entered the chat]

...there’s that whole issue with the Chinese Communist Party being willing to shut down Earth’s economy over the chance to invade their neighbor.

I’ve got twenty bucks that says Andrew insisted on taking a prominent spot. He’s still grieving the loss of his fake military status; he probably thought this was the one day he’d get some sympathy and people wouldn’t hate him. Good on the heckler for shattering the dream.

The royals give new meaning to the expression “read the room”. They’re so far removed from reality that it didn’t fucking occur to them to stick Andrew somewhere in the back.

From my good friend this morning, “Andrew gets the Corgis because he has the most experience at grooming.”.