Martha Stewart’s the ex-con, Pete Davidson’s got the crappy prison tattoos. I see a late-1980s, high-concept buddy movie in their future!

To be fair, those folks don’t really need anyone else to amplify their stupid perspectives, do they? After all, they’ll use [insert literally anything] to accuse [insert literally anyone on the center-left] of being [insert literally insult or slander], with no justification whatsoever. They don’t care about nuclear…

It’s simple:

The 2022 Dept. of Defense budget is 777.7 BILLION dollars. So, $21 million is 0.0027% of the current budget. So, please do not use “whopping” in this case for military spending. One F-35A war plane cost $78 million and $36,000 per flight hour.

Oh no. How will the Department of Defense POSSIBLY be able to afford this?!

And? 21 million is a rounding error in the military budget.  People that committed treason against this government should not have federal installations named for them.

21 million? That’s chump change to the military. They blow at least that much just about every day. Of course you know some red state senator is going to complain about it being a woke waste of money.

I’m disappointed he didn’t say “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.” in response to every question by the officers.

I always love when the lesser evil reminds us that that phrase includes the word ‘evil.’

Do bad thing while in office, get public to pay for your defense against bad thing?

Just brilliant. Word on the street is that Trump has “the best brain”. /s

The irony of this whole thing is that Trump (inspired by the Hillary email nonsense) made it a much more serious crime to mishandle classified documents. So, Trump is being investigated by an FBI chief he appointed and will be prosecuted under a law he signed into effect.

Do you trust the FBI?

This is definitely a dress rehearsal. His theatrics are dead serious, too.

“Nothing of Value Lost”

Somebody actually called up WFAN (sports radio) in NYC the other day and said, I shit you not:

Are those trainings ever effective? I’m not trying to be sarcastic, I’m genuinely curious. Or does the science show that it’s not super effective but pisses off those with terrible beliefs enough to quite, which saves a lot of paperwork for the employers.

I wonder why a lot of people drive so fast.  I have a theory that they just don’t understand speed, momentum and inertia very well.

She was angry and drunk. Probably saw the other cars as just cars and didn’t care anymore that people might be in them. Per the LA Times she had 13 prior crashes and is suspected of suffering from serious mental health problems.