You misheard him. He didn’t want his eunuch to see it.

I get what you’re saying, but look at this sentence a little differently:

Barstool is thataway, brother.

I often wonder how much conservatives hate that we—and I say that as a Democrat—have all the cool people on our team.

Reminds me of trying to get through what seemed like the 760 episodes of True Detective 2.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Yeah but where do the white supremacists stand on anti-devapement?

Buzz City is what I call the sounds under my wife’s sheets.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.