Well there’s the smocking gun that the president really is an illiterate idiot.

The sad thing is, in about five years from now he would be getting sponsorship opportunities thrown at him from cannabis companies instead of busting out of the league.

The obvious solution is developing a piss test that will tell them whether they hit their partners or not.

I'm so conflicted about this. On one hand, it's bullshit to get suspended for recreational drug use, but if there really is an addiction issue or other mental health problem here, I hope Josh Gordon gets the help he needs. On the other hand, the Patriots just got significantly worse, so hooray!

Hey, those fluorescents are some good shit man. Don't knock it till ya try it.

There are people addicted to eating light bulbs.

Hey, leave the breakfast beers out of this.

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

“He CHOSE to smoke weed instead of earning millions to play a kid’s game!”

You can have an addiction to anything so yes, addiction to marijuana.

Easy guess: maybe he didn’t feel threatened by them the way he apparently felt threatened by Dushku coming on as his co-lead on the show.

I think she was 20 in 2001, but she has definitely said that she shouldn’t have gotten engaged and that she was inexperienced and she now thinks he should have known better. That’s not illegal, of course, but it makes me wonder if coercion wasn’t involved there too.

a good update if you haven’t already seen:

It’s ok, I’m sure he’ll get signed by the Redskins after they cut him.

Sort of a triangle here, and sure, some, Kazurinsky is in there, and some Fred Savage, and Mario Cantone.  Heavy on the Cantone.

First thing he bought with his money was an amusement park, because now they HAVE to let him ride the rollercoasters.  Next stop was a shopping spree at Armani Kids.  He really is living on top of the world now, his previous high was when he successfully climbed a chair to get to the cookies on the top shelf.  What a…

I’m so utterly dumbfounded by this, I can’t craft even a bad joke response. This man is at least partially responsible for crafting a plan that is going to economically hurt REAL FUCKING PEOPLE for DECADES, all in the interest of lining the fucking pockets of a few more millionaires and billionaires. Then when the…

Back to the Future is possibly my single favorite movie, but man, that Libyan terrorists sequence....

You just brought back a fuzzy, little kid memory of me being really fucking terrified of dying in an explosion because of the Oklahoma City bombing.

Re: sexual politics and cliched Arab terrorists. Almost every single “comedy” from the 80's and 90's will be impossible to watch anymore. I just watched Fletch Lives (yeah, I know, wasn’t great in the first place, but a guilty pleasure of mine) and in the first 15 minutes alone it has crazy racist overtones, misogyny,…