This joker has never seen the Fox and the Hound.

This is why you should never hire a fox to coach bears.

“We don’t know exactly what we’re doing.”

He appears to be terrified of throwing the ball to a receiver more than a few yards beyond the line of scrimmage, and when he does manage to go deep only bad things tend to happen.

Very true but something about salary increasing in inverse proportion to performance is sadly amusing.

He got paid, injured, and stopped caring. In some order.

He can’t even be elite at sucking.

Cool. So humor is out. I can only assume that your plan is to storm the White House gates.

Any Lions fan who suffered through Mornhinweg’s tenure as head coach/OC can tell you that the guy is horrible. He designs his offense and calls his plays as if he is completely divorced from reality. He has no ability to adjust his game plans to the players he has, and treats being an OC like playing some kind of…

My point is not “if you don’t like it, then get out.”

[FARTS]

He was never consistently good to begin with. Oh sure, he has a couple of above average seasons in there, and that one inexplicably excellent post-season run to win a Super Bowl, but has otherwise been amazingly mediocre. He’s the AFC’s Eli Manning in that aspect (totally average career numbers while paradoxically…

*farts*

if you’re coming to AV Club for the most serious in news reporting than it seems like you need to do a better job of researching where to get your news from.

You’re right. We should all be as rigid and humorless as you.

The good news is his salary doubles next year from 6mil to 12mil and continues to increase until it hits 24mil in 2021 at which point he’ll be throwing nothing but laterals.

This is a brand of football that can only barely be suffered through, and can never be enjoyed

Is this the first bad quarterback article about someone who actually won their game?