I hope Melania hears about this, maybe gets a little inspired...

*busts into room*
“Did somebody say percs?!?!”
~Jim Irsay

Hey, at least they were able to hang a banner while they still had a healthy Luck.

Damn, they make pills of all shapes now.

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

I guess I stop wondering if I should draft-and-stash him, and start inviting him to join my leagues instead.

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.

I got the same situation going. I’m 6'4" and Mrs. Godzooks is 5' even, though she occasionally will claim 5' 1" (lie.) I’ll occasionally crouch down to see how the world looks from her elevation, and it’s goddamn bizarre.

Dear God, can you imagine if got hit by a 275lb offensive lineman, instead of a middle-aged anesthesiologist? All of the king’s horses and all the king’s men wouldn’t be able to put him back together again.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

No. She’s a government contractor, and free speech only allows you to avoid repercussions from the government, not private enterprises. If she was an actual government employee, and they fired her for this action, she would have a case.

Thank you for your service.

Yeah, she needs to be dignified when talking to the President.

Honestly, giving McNair a stroke is a plus at this point.

That’s assuming he wants to redeem himself to his inmates.

about 59.8%

“Ok guys, new plan. We’re going to sew different parts of Tom, TJ, and Matt together into one Frankenstein’s monster of bad QBing”

That goal keeper looks like Norm MacDonald trying to look like a Bull Fighter.

Ha! You idiot. +1

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton.