He used the word high three times. Doesn’t that mean Snoop Dogg is supposed to appear and blow a blunt in your face?

“what sort of 11th dimensional meta-chess President Donald Trump and his legal team are playing at these days”

Lil’ Lyin’ Ryan

Perfect. So the VP occupancy simple stays open until congress approves the new presidential appointment. I’m good with this, when can it begin?

Question with succession. If Speaker of the House takes over the presidency, who takes over the vice presidency on the interim? Or is there no interim position and it will be appointed by the new president and confirmed by congress?

I’m disappointed in that if Orange toad and Momma’s boy both got impeached we could have had a president Fudge. This has been unheard of since the Keebler administration.

This is a man who looks like he sells cats into sex slavery

I see now, on top of looking like a stop light, Gruden is starting to lose focus. I can’t wait until the day he’s fired and i can run all the pictures one after another to see the supernova story of his skin tanning.

We need to look at the league bylaws on smoking weed. It would only work if its allowed

It’s like the redskins hit everyone other than other players

Just moved from Colorado back to the midwest. Got tired of listening to that little deformed chipmunk D-Mac nuzzle Elway’s balls. Otherwise a much better choice than the Skins

I believe even back then he blew three time outs during the Punt, Pass, Kick competition.

“But you don’t come to this column to turn away from the NFL’s gaseous undercarriage, and that’s not why I write it. You and I come here to lean into the sour air that spills from it, to breathe it in, to drink deep of it, and so to more fully understand what bad football looks like.”

I work in IT. I’m angry at screens all day

Seemingly Greg Bishop appears to be mounting Drew Brees.

I haven’t been to the dentist since 2001 (don’t judge). So the last I saw, that plucky Nomaaa is doing wonderful things in Beantown!

Hell the Twins won 5 of 7 games from them

“Illinois here. I drive up to WI to get drunk and pee in your lakes”

I mean Donnie red face contradicts himself 3 times a day. How much more likely is he going to contradict answers written for him by someone else? Then, when questioned, he’ll say, I didn’t write that. Perjury.

I want the vikings to win the superbowl for me. However, I would really love to see what Drew would come up with for the next year’s WYTS