Are we sure that Orrin Hatch isn’t a ventriloquist dummy being operated by Jeff Dunham?

I still remember the talk that the giants were intercepting the radio transmissions from the coaches during the game. We can’t even own a 41-0 loss.

I’m hoping In-N-Out becomes the slogan for Trumps next presidential campaign/impeachment proceedings 

I feel like he’s in Bowl Cut boy’s basement like the Crypt Keeper.

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Yeah that’s true. It may be just organic family shunning then that sponsored by the religion.

The real difference between this hot garbage and most other religions, at least those not considered cults, is they don’t try to aggressively prevent you from leaving. However your point is well taken

That’s how long it takes news to travel from Milwaukee. I know this because I live there.

You have a lot of Cranium Accessories. A broken escalator is just stairs. Inspirational messages from Yoplait...  yeah I’d probably still check him out even with this synopsis.

Yeah, this is really all we got. Four superbowl and six NFC championship losses versus this.

Concur

Goddamn. The season sell out 2007, 08, 09, banner makes it even look worse. Like they couldn’t believe they sold out 2006. Then they were like, jeez if we put one up for every season we sell out, the stadium is going to look like a Greg Focker’s “Wall of Gaylord”

Sadly us Viking fans don’t have a lot of memorable playoff moments to go back to. So as crushing as 38-7 was, the fact that I will ALWAYS have the Minneapolis Miracle far outweighs another implosion in a NFC Championship game. 

Ted Cruz is what happens when you leave your baked ziti leftovers in the fridge for six months.

I just moved from a house near DIA in Denver. A 747 had an engine blow on takeoff and hurtled VERY low to the ground by my house. It went north towards Greeley and quite literally dumped fuel on fields up there. Probably the difference being less population and the amount of jet fuel in a 747 as compared to a small…

It’s Hummanbragsplaining

The thrower slammed down his glove and was instantly traded to the Oakland A’s for International Bonus Pool Money

“Oh, you sweet summer child”

Inspector Clouseau for the win!

This is just the pinnacle of good editing.