Because it should be Jobuwins. It’s the only conceivable way they make the playoffs this year

Little Nicky started us on a slide of horribleness that has not and never will end.

I intentionally misused booze to forget this. 

Jesus, everyone who gets traded from the twins instantly becomes a fucking all star again. Dozier, Escobar, Lynn. Thanks for the help guys

“ That’s why I crop-dust annoying people with farts as opposed to loudly farting on them in an obvious manner”

I’m hoping this is filtering down to all the Bernie Bros as well

The sad part is Donald Trump somehow fell backward into victory. I guess if you are looking at the last time the browns one, they did too. Otherwise the Browns and victory are two ships passing in the night

Oh I agree that most people wouldn’t have a clue, but wouldn’t the egos of those guys be that of which they’d EXPECT people to know them? I know its petty but I know that John Bowlen threw this tactic out when he was arrested for driving under the influence.

But aren’t those the people most like to do that? I mean he’d have to lead with “I’m the CEO of NASCAR, don’t you know who I am?”. I’m probably generalizing CEOs at this point but don’t most CEOs thrive on the fact that they are CEOs?

Browning Nagle has to be some sort of septic cleaning company.

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What do you put the over/under that he uttered the phrase “don’t you know who I am?”

Ha the BLW is back!

The Week Of.

My beer leaguers definitely saw themselves as professionals

Three words that haunt my dream “bilateral leg weakness”

They shouldn’t have DFA’d Kelley.

In pro sports I have zero qualms about players continuing to play their best even in a blow out.

Per my point. Kelley gets DFA’d by a team that was running up the score. His frustrations are because that home run looks bad regardless of whether its 1-0 or 25-0. But the team has no right to site moral high ground in this case.

During a softball game in which we were trouncing our opponent my buddy held his bat upside down while he struck out. A team mate got all hot and bothered by it and my friend told him to go fuck off. It was pretty glorious