#HowGeorgeLucasWoosWomen

This is not a good sign when the Eagles are any kind of moral compass.

This is correct. The true winners of this life go onto message boards and make off-topic comments about grammar. Please, carry on.

The snitching is my favorite. Nothing helps morale more than bullying and snitching. GOOD stuff.

“It was an uncontrollable situation that I didn’t foresee ever happening to me but I forgive the flat iron.”

Invariably some asshat has to always make some pedantic grammar comment. Always.

Strangely enough the Twins took 5 of 6 from Boston and Cleveland before dropping dead for 8 of 9 games. They’ve also lost a ton of 1 run games, which was something they did much better last year to get them into the playoffs.

The roads go in and indefinite circle. You are guaranteed of getting lost.

This man, using an egregious overreach of power, shut a bridge and a beach down out of spite. This giant turd gets what he gets.

He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to pop out of him like in the original Total Recal.

“got cornered by the youth group leader who wouldn’t let me have a burger until I accepted Jesus into my heart.”

How quickly we forget that he only hires the BEST people.

If you’ve seen Chris Christie lately, its Stay Puffed

Who was the umpire who used to shriek, “Strrrieeeeke!” Absolutely one of my favorites.

Chris Christie would like a word. He was in the original ghostbusters as the Stay Puffed marshmallow man.

“To be fair, I was raised on TV, junk food and crappy plastic toys, and look at me now—world-renowned internet commenter!”

Same Metro area, but probably a reddish area. My only joy will be to move back just in time to vote that cock-eyed basturd out of the Governor’s office!

I’m about to move back to this crazy ass state just in time to not vote for this psychopath.

I guess if Adam Dunn was a “disaster” because he wasn’t a good fielder, David Ortiz was just down right useless. He spent most of his time sitting in the dugout and only came out of it to destroy homeruns. Who would possibly want that?

Plan 9 WAS the one that worked.