I watched every game last year. He got away with a lot of alley-oop throws and Adam Thelen’s spiderweb hands. I like Keenum, but I don’t think he’s going to repeat. I think Kirk behind a line that can protect will do wonders.

My favorite is the one which says something like, “the mother woke from the smell of sexual tension in the kitchen”

I would like to ask this comment to be my bride

“This shouldn’t surprise anyone considering Trump isn’t interested in much of anything” 

Worse, the gun nuts want all teachers armed. Think back to all of your teachers in elementary, grade, and high school. Can you imagine them having a gun? Holy shit. Have of my teachers would have probably just shot one of the students at some point, and the others would have left it locked in a drawer for a student to…

“So the idea that gun control absolutely cannot prevent mass shootings is a blatant lie, and done so for effect. “ 

If it happens less, isn’t that enough? If something goes into effect that stops this ONCE wasn’t it worth it? If 17 kids could have gone home safe yesterday because of something congress did, that’s all I need to hear

Where is John Candy when you need him?

“He was only mostly dead.”

Plus people are allergic to fucking birds. So because someone is afraid of flying you are going to risk the health of other passengers on the blame? Fuck that. Drive if you can’t fly.

Not attempting to troll (probably the first words in trolling), but I still don’t understand how an illegal immigrant obtains a driver’s license. Also, if one were an illegal immigrant, why would you want to be in the DOT system?

Maybe she just likes to feel like she’s crowd surfing every time she goes up and down the stairs?

I don’t suppose prison is going to be much fun with ol’ Doc Nassar. I’m okay with this.

And not even good trolling. This is some half-assed shit. I expect full ass when one is trying to victim blame.

Wait 3 weeks and THEN show outrage if the D’s all take a knee.

“But what if he was really talking about sealing a wooden ship named September with $3,500 worth of dollar bills in exchange for the voter records?”

Explain to me how, in three weeks, if Democrats refuse to vote for a budget unless a DACA fix is voted on, Republicans are going to accuse them of holding CHIP hostage for illegal immigrants? They won’t, because CHIP is off the table. It is authorized for six more years. No one can accuse anyone of holding it hostage…

As a Viking fan, heartbreaker. I’ve lived through enough of my heart getting squeezed through a vise. It was refreshing to get blown out on the road (see also 2000 NFC Championship game). Although I was supposed to be flying out Sunday night and paid a change fee to be able to watch the large-scale-…

I will definitely take the crab juice

Fuck Drumpf with the wide end of the football