Becareful. If you try to punch McConnell in the face your arm will go right through his head like a T1000 terminator. He’s mostly made of wax and taffy.

When does the carriage turn back into a pumpkin? And will it happen before or after Case Keenum’s pumpkin? As a Viking’s fan, I’m hoping for the former.

See HighandTight’s post. He’s got the right idea.

“It’s week 16. You expect him to be able to find a group of buyers, have their finances vetted by the league, and complete a massive $2.5B transaction before next Sunday?”

Thank you for this treasure. I will forever hold this dear to my heart.

Did you get rid of that troll that was impersonating you? As a gray, I don’t have to worry about that. It must be annoying.

What is sad is that I don’t focus on the 96% of African Americans who voted for Jones but the 4% who voted for Moore. WTF?

This is happening a lot recently. Lunchcoma was also hijacked

I can’t really say what us Viking fans would do if we won a super bowl. I’d like to think we wouldn’t become the Packers. Then again, the Packers have lucked into back-to-back hall of fame QBs and still cry the blues to me.

Fair. Enjoy your star.

Spooooon!

But none that have Trevor Siemian on the roster 

That would be the Anger Control gambit.

Sort of reminds of Giraffe neck

I like the shoe that seems to bounce along at the same speed of the golf cart for several yards

Yep, the only thing missing was the word “synergies” from the word salad.

I kept thinking it was a typo. That is a way people refer to it? I guess if there is purple drank their can be malted.

You have hit my point on the head. The only point to benching Eli would be QB development. I should hope to God the Giants don’t think they are developing Geno Smith for anything other than the unemployment line. If Webb isn’t ready/any good, why bench Manning.

What in the holy fuck? Seriously, why aren’t they starting the rookie? This is as hilariously inept as what Buffalo has been doing with Tyrod Taylor.

I counted 8 defenders within about 5 square yards of each other at about the 11 second mark. Apparently when they say “stay in your lanes” the Niners decided to use the same one.