Me: Completely believes in the existence of institutionalized racism and the need to adjust the behavior of police and hold them more responsible for abuse of power. While I don’t condone violence toward police, I definitely think blacks still get a raw deal in our country.

Anybody seen Designated Survivor last night? Crazy how life resembles art and how quickly. Hope it doesn’t get to the extreme of the show.

I think he’s just allergic to losing...

Oh No, not at all. F your preconceptions. If you visited SF and cam away with that bad of an attitude, you did it wrong. I lived there for 12 years. Dismiss me if you must but I’m an anthropologist that grew up in a sleepy, conservative, rural neighborhood with three ethnic groups tops.

You win twice. (still though, sourdough and sea lions!. Admit it. Y’all are a teensy bit jellie.)

Ding ding. You win!

yes yes. But AVOCADOS!!!!!! Plus the hot house of all the stuff you said is what actually makes it an interesting place to live. People aren’t nice to each other people we’re all afraid someone might have a gun. When we’re nice, we usually actually mean it....

Sure sure. But over the course of a thirty minute walk I can go past the largest Chinatown in the US, one of the largest financial centers in the US (dollars not size), a ghetto, an Italian district with mad boutiques, walk through JapanTown and then end up at a Warf and a beach for burgers and crab meat or sourdough…

Yeahhhhhh, but you live closer to George Bush, got no Medical Weed, and your weather sucks. On the other hand, bar b q, bunnies and canals do sound kinda awesome.

Too awesome for words.

Trump: “Dali Lama, you’re FIRED!”

He is constantly surrounded by young monks in loose robes so, y’know, he has the same shot at getting action as any Catholic priest...

Yeahhhhhh, but Jesus is WHITE! You can see it in all the paintings...Except for the ones in black homes. I think those are probably Photoshopped.

Holy fucking shit. That would be the most awesome opportunity to enlighten someone. I would have shown them the James Bond with Zombies and then Eddie Murphy’s Golden Child to just completely explode their fucking brain.

And no fucking hair. Plus they’re both orange.

In a recent poll (I think it was Huff Post), the three most “unliked” religions by Amurrica were Islam, Buddhism, and I think the third place was either Judaism or Latter Day Saints (Mormons). So. We. Are. Not. Amused.

Golden Child indeed. How dare he mock our proud, bald, small handed, orange freedom warrior.

Yeah, it’s not like we’re the center of a movie industry second only to Bollywood, glut of Internet companies, glut of gaming companies, mad produce farmers, producers of awesome beef, providers of some of the best marijuana, producers of wines that consistently beat France in taste tests, massive defense contractor…

Not many people know this but the best Chicago style pizza is made in Berkeley at Zachary’s. It was based on a recipe from Delmonico’s in Chicago but Zach’s does it better. Suck it mid-West.