Yeahhhhhh, but Jesus is WHITE! You can see it in all the paintings...Except for the ones in black homes. I think those are probably Photoshopped.

Holy fucking shit. That would be the most awesome opportunity to enlighten someone. I would have shown them the James Bond with Zombies and then Eddie Murphy’s Golden Child to just completely explode their fucking brain.

And no fucking hair. Plus they’re both orange.

In a recent poll (I think it was Huff Post), the three most “unliked” religions by Amurrica were Islam, Buddhism, and I think the third place was either Judaism or Latter Day Saints (Mormons). So. We. Are. Not. Amused.

Golden Child indeed. How dare he mock our proud, bald, small handed, orange freedom warrior.

Yeah, it’s not like we’re the center of a movie industry second only to Bollywood, glut of Internet companies, glut of gaming companies, mad produce farmers, producers of awesome beef, providers of some of the best marijuana, producers of wines that consistently beat France in taste tests, massive defense contractor…

Not many people know this but the best Chicago style pizza is made in Berkeley at Zachary’s. It was based on a recipe from Delmonico’s in Chicago but Zach’s does it better. Suck it mid-West.

Comic Con is in San Diego. We pull our weight. We’re important for like four days a year dammit!

Gotta love that imperialist math.

I’m with the medieval Brits. Soap is evil. Dirt blocks the devil!

Some of my best friends are coconut cream pies...

Plus there’s a phenomenon involving black officers that over compensate to go out of their way to impress their white colleagues. There’s also a similar phenomenon that describes how even having officers patrol in pairs can lead to them going out of their way to one-up or impress each other. More than a few cities…

Hmm. I agree the media uses a primitive form of clickbait to incite interest and all.

They kinda eased up on the attack dogs and water hoses too...

Did you both to read the whole article or watch the video about what these dev have pulled?

Mmmmm. Ok kinda?

hahahahahahahahahah. OMG and LOL. What pathetic ass hats.

Dilution of brand? Check. Abuse of franchise? Check. Change of genre? Check. Middle finger to fans? Check.

You’re dead to me. They didn’t have to continue the series or release a new game claiming to be a Metal Gear. It was a whore move. Just about money and it pisses on the memory of how awesome the original games were. Capitalism at its worst. Hmmm, ok, maybe not at its worst, but pretty bad anyway.

What? Fuck.