Dammit. Who gave Conservatives a copy of photoshop? I want that fool found and killed NOW! Right Wingers are NOT allowed to be funny. Oh wait, they’re still not. Dammit Ann Coulter, why’d you have to go to that roast?

No. It’s the opposite. There is no dishonor in having the DOD pay for recruitment channels.

I’m torn. I’m all for a free market and advertising. And I respect the military and football as American institutions.

Said it before, gonna say it again.

Yeah, I’ve seen those rumors and they seem to make a bit of sense.

Ah, well it was a lot more open than most other first person shooters of the time. It’s not like open world today or an MMPORG like World or Warcraft or anything like that, but for the first time in FPS you didn’t feel like you were in a hallway. There’s spots where you can wander around a bit. Not really so much…

I can’t stop smiling.

Where do we read the tags? I’m kind of an old fogey and new to this blogl

Zork. Oregon Trail. Any Choose Your Own Adventure book...

Actually third person can accomplish a similar feeling of tension.

Now wait, did you watch the pac man video? It turns a puzzle game into a horror game. It’s kinda really awesome. Mind you, I was eight when pac man came out so I’ve played my share of it. I was really excited to see this reinterpretation.

Uh, I thought they already did this and called it Nintendo Wii....

Need to chime in and not for the first time here.

Okay, I do love first person and you mostly had me at hello. But the Sonic video was the only time I’ve ever felt like projectile vomiting watching a video game. That’s just fucking insane how anyone could go from Mario like fun to barely visible 90s style VR bullshit. That can’t possibly be fun with so little…

Well, click-bait is basically de rigeur these days so I’m not totally surprised. (so like taking a stand against popular opinion to just get people to pay attention).

In HL1 your goals go from 1) save myself because monsters. to 2) save the base and other scientists to 3) save the world from invasion. I’m so happy you were gratified that Gordon was getting respect but you fail to realize that he basically fucked up all three goals. He becomes Mr Smith’s bitch. The base and…

For fans of the original, we were kinda ape shit about it.

They are not 100 percent safe at all. Some of the devices have a tendency to fail and anytime you take foreign substances into your lungs, you can expect problems somewhere down the line. Read up on it, it’s not a secret.

So wait, so basically we’re saying terror is anticipation and horror is a reaction to events?