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I love this guy's work in the opening scene in Se7en.

Josh Beckett is on the DL for the rest of the year, but are they actually making him go to the games?

Wes Welker was not the only bronco walking around the Kentucky Derby high on amphetamines.

I could feel a Rice Crispies-like popping of brain cells dying in my head as I read that exchange.

Poor Mr. Skin will be out of business in no time if this continues.

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

Photo: Large stack of dirty plates on table.

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Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

The first victim of Obama's death panels. May he rest in peace.

You think that's bad? Tommy LaSorda can't even spell "relief."

Don't expect to see a Jezebel post for the next 90 minutes.

Officers say that according to reports onlookers described the punch as; "scrappy."

I think this will work out fine - so long as she doesn't try to park the bus.

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During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

"There is no room for Donald Sterling in our organization"

Mount Rushmoron