Ice Slippery

I'm sure that Li wishes should could've beaten the others the old fashioned Chinese way: by mercilessly caning them.

Hey, at least Park isn't beating herself up about the matter; she certainly seems inclined to let it slid—

[Clipped from behind by Shame]
[Passed by Chagrin and Self-Loathing]

Surprised that the arena didn't see this coming.

Oden: [checks in]

This article shows that after many long years, progress is being made. Kickers are finally being accepted as actual members of the football team

I googled anal sex tours in Germany.... and I shouldn't have googled anal sex tours in Germany.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

I bless this comment.

Man, that's gotta be heartbreaking. At some point.

When asked about his post-football career, Jared said he was looking forward to crossing things off his bucket list, most notably the 96 piece one from KFC.

+1 amazing harmony

Happy B____ History Month to all my fellow A_____ Americans!

Just wait until you see how Putin plans to lead in the Russian delegation:

I keep watching the GIF.

Unfortunately, so are their faucets.

Awkwardly, most rooms at the motel have 2 fire hydrants side by side.

England is on the way!