In the 10K race, though, you're gonna see this kind of stuff around K 9.

Now these Olympics are officially ridiculous. There are black cross-country skiers?

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In fairness to Russia, US policymakers also covered several colossal screw-ups with a TARP.

Just ask Ukrainians about Dangerous Russian Face Water.

...not all man holes are always covered

Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.

This was just the gay Breakout they feared.

Huh. Maybe kickers ARE real football players after all.

Never trust a chipper in the woods.

No, no... Mr. Winslow, that is not what we meant. Please put your beefmeter away.

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

As I watch this, I keep forgetting who he's addressing.

Fuck you Gumby!

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Guys, opening this up to Deadspin readers really makes a mockery of the process. I hope you're pleased with yourselves; you're clearly just doing this for the attention.

"It's a remarkable thing, even for a sister," Max Cobb, president of U.S. Biathlon said before printing up several resumes and clipping a coupon for half-price honeydew melons from the back of the Pennysaver.