This summer I decided to stop spending money on clothes and spend it on books instead. It was a good decision!

@bride of funkenstein: Do tell!

@TopLevelExecutive: As someone who probably won't be inviting my father to any important life ceremonies, a photo and a "Hey, I'm married!" seems like a great idea to me. He was going to find out from the press anyway, so how is telling him herself "pouring salt in the wound"?

@jesshloly: I don't think it's an important 'feminist issue' either. I just like to lol at straight guys complaining about fashion trends in a "OMG look at this weird thing the womenz are wearing! It's so stupid, hahah! Please explain why you aren't dressing for my sexy pleasure!" kind of tone.

Billy Corgan, allow me to explain the mysterious phenomenon of women wearing sandals in the summertime. Since cool kids never have the time.

Nordstrom's statement, translated: "14 yr old pwns our marketing and PR departments. Shit."

@Gumbina80: But if the genders were reversed and a man was talking about supporting curvier women and trying to "change perceptions" about them in advertising, we'd be heaping praise on him.

@sissylarue: I'm also 20/a laydee and I think shaving your head is always preferable to trying to hide it with comb-overs/hats/etc. I think it projects confidence rather than insecurity. If you're losing your hair young, just shave your head and rock it and don't worry too much.

Does Lindsay spend all day reading her own press?

I watched Hard Eight the other day and seeing Gwynnie doing fucked-up hooker so well made me a little sad.

Growing up, I was always the girl wearing the same pair of shoes every. single. day. no matter what the outfit was like. During my sophomore year of high school I wore nothing but hi-top kelly green chucks-I actually wore them to prom under my dress.

@itscarin: "In terms of the experience I’ve had with the media so far, almost everything I say, no matter how innocent my intentions are, seems to get sort of manipulated and sensationalized and turned into some ridiculous news story.

@MizJenkins: Oh for fuck's sake. The girl said "damn". I can only imagine the lecture you would have given my cuntshitholebitchfucker self if you could have heard my mouth at her age.

@morninggloria: I see what you're saying, but I think it's missing the point.

I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you wrote this post, Tavi.

All Celebrities, ever: Babies! Domestic Violence! Divorce! Backstabbing!

@Anna: uhhh...all jezebel staff must think exactly the same, I guess?

Look, chicks. A woman's sense of humor should and usually does consist of laughing at jokes told by those with penises. Assuming anything else would be ridiculous, since having sperm and being funny are SCIENTIFICALLY linked...

Taylor Lautner: Rock hard abs, dumb as a rock.

@SavedByRocknRoll: You mean the age old theme of an old ugly dude hooking up with a 20-something hot chick? Nothing if not profound.