"I don't have any profound thoughts on anything."

I got us both drunk, then threw my inexperienced teenage self at my boyfriend in a tent while camping in the middle of nowhere.

I have this theory that Tilda is a member of a beautiful alien race doing espionage on earth.

@run_sunshine: I was making an observation about my generation and past experiences. I'm not affluent and my friends aren't labelwhores-as I said, my clothes are from thrift stores & my aesthetic is not especially mainstream.

As usual, the New York Times is laughably bad at spotting a "trend".

I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

This picture articulates exactly why I don't like Dita, and don't understand the idol worship she gets here.

Clip #9 is the most revolting thing I've seen all month. I can't even...I just can't.

I have this fantasy that someday we'll see a tweet from Lindsay in tweet beat announcing that she has just finished reading Thoreau in his entirety and is quitting twitter to live in a cabin in the woods, where she will mull over serious acting roles, pick wildflowers, and sip tea by the hearth before going to bed at…

@caddiewoodlawn: jesus god, thank you. I would do this dude and not just because he's "funny"

Amanda bynes says something sensible about hating, then reminds me why I hate her, all within 30 seconds.

If only her music was as awesome as her hair...

Let me preface this comment by saying that I am NOT being snarky or mean spirited or even saying this article doesn't have some semblance of a point, somewhere.

I think this chick is the real "next Angelina". Sorry, Megan.

Leftovers used to be such a fun read.

Because science knows best...

@lisas: So fucking true. It's probably the first time in Bay's professional career that a woman has really stood up to him, let alone in public-to the media! I thought she was good in J-Bod and now I think she's a BAMF.

All hair the queen!

As usual, Tracie hits it out of the park. Although just 10 clips can't begin to cover the batshit circus that was her show.

While we're discussing meaningless pop culture minutia - where is the evidence that Taylor Swift did the dirty with "My cock is a white supremacist" Mayer??