I read Megan's interviews because she's an interesting case study for women in western society, and an interesting person. In the beginning she was posing for every men's magazine she could get her assets on and talking about her stripper girlfriend and basically embodying a male fantasy.

Lilly Allen writing for Lady Gaga is one of the BEST ideas to ever appear in dirt bag. It's like the day they announced Lindsay would design leggings.

Eyebrows are so 2009.

"No, Tom, I will not stop taking Ibuprofen."

See, here's the thing, iSee-I don't think most 13 year olds are going to be able to afford this.

Re: James Gandolfini. Does anyone else automatically equate being "politically incorrect" with being a sexist dick? It's like every asshole's favorite catchphrase.

So, where does being Dita Von Tesse- despite having hooked up a stereo-rank on the scale of female empowerment?

The idea of being Dina and Michael Lohan's child for even ONE DAY is giving me a panic attack.

This just in: some people like some things, and some people don't.

Jackie Ostermiller, stop acting like this is the cat's fault. Being named after a sparkly vamp-mopey girl hybrid baby who is the soul mate of a dreamy teen wolf has been scientifically proven to induce blind rage in all sentient beings.

Nothing says 'I love you' like discussing your mother's genitals.

After watching that video, all I can say is HOLY FUCK, was that bridge really as high as it looked? Did she really bounce from one truck to another?

Katy's weird little news/niche posts are some of the best on Jez! This is amazing.

Despite the fact that I think most of these clothes are ugly/boring, I thought this article had some solid advice. It's not a personal affront to me that one person on Jezebel doesn't share my body type/taste in fashion/preferred types of dates (her hated "active date" sounds awesome!)

I thought everyone already knew Queenie was a lesbian?

Best post ever, Tracie.

Next time you're feeling down about this, just photoshop your favorite perfectly dressed cutesy 20-something blogger into a McDonald's wearing a janitor's hat and broom.

Oh, Boreil. Apparently, looking like Adrien Brody and talking with an accent will make you sound smart and sexy, no matter what nonsense you're spouting!

Somebody alert PETA!

ABC and fox responded to the allegations of discrimination during a recent press conference: