Kim, what are you doing? You just lost $250k at least when the manufacturer of the Real Doll makes a mold from your much cheaper doppelgänger and sells it as the Kymmie Cartrashian model.

So evil and...skanky. And I think kinda gay.

Have you noticed how it’s seldom the people you wish there were two of that have twins or doppelgangers?

Did she think the doppleganger was kind of gay?

I wonder if she knows what a ‘doppelganger’ is.

one of them looks like a wax rubber doll.

When Kasich was in the House he had a reputation for a fast temper. He has pushed this idea of the new Zen John in the campaign but the old pissed off Kasich has reared his ugly head a couple of times in the last week or so.

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

I thought you weren’t allowed to write about Hulk.

Fat Dracula admits nothing.

Oh yeah, he’s like a lit fuse. You know it’s bad when ragemonster John McCain says you’ve got a hair trigger.

Also can we talk about how looking through the #tedcruzisthezodiackiller has become my favorite thing to do on instagram?! I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

I just read he does not have the Mormon vote, which has been a very consistent vote for Republicans in the general. Also, he might have the independent vote, but that doesn’t mean anything without the entirety of your base. I think in Ohio, a major swing state, something like 40% of Republicans voting in the primary…

I was surprised, first item on Gawker media with “hulk” in the title. Anyway, I only liked Jalopnik. I hope Gawker and Jezebel die a miserable death.

I’m still shocked that he’s managed to pull of mild mannered for so long. Those of us in Ohio know that he’s a nasty piece of work with a hair trigger. He’s bottling up his instincts big time. I can’t watch the video where I am, but I’ll bet it’s characteristic of the mean streak he’s shown as Ohio’s governor.

Not even gonna watch the video, because your writing on this (“In the Dantean hellscape we now call America” - BRAVO) is so entertaining! Please I can subscribe to your newsletter?

“well done steak”

Calm down, sugar britches. In the “which GOP candidate is the most terrifying” contest, you are still a distant third.

Video won’t play. GregSamsa smash laptop.