I will take your word for it.

It looks like sarcasm.

Frank Irving.

Ciara did 'Like A Boy', not Cassie. They look nothing alike but I don't blame you for not knowing/caring about either of their discographies :p

I love everything about this person.

"Colorful, blunt, and colloquial"…or dismissive, reductive, and dickish. It's all open to interpretation of course!

One big reach-around would be ideal, but we'll settle for disagreeing without sounding like a dick.