We’re building a wall and making the elves pay for it.

This is true, though ankle holster would make that less likely.

Because they sucker punched you and are robbing you.

I wouldn't reccomend walking around alone in NYC past 9 without some kind of weapon either, yet plenty of people do it.

If you think the kotaku crowd are into the whole being responsible for your own safety bit, you will be disappointed.

That’s a good way to miss and have a ricochet hit someone/something else. Their is a reason cops and soldiers are trained to shoot center mass.

Dudes a hipster/nerd in the city. He won't learn to defend himself, carry a gun, or learn to walk a city street at night. Cuz that would make too much sense.

This is why I encourage everyone to train in hand to hand combat and/or carry a weapon, and never be naive. Always be aware of your surroundings. You can assume that there are predators out seeking targets, especially in a place like Central Park at night. A shame for this young mans mishap, but now it's time for…

13 is the age of consent

It’s not that hard, really. If you are offended by something, don’t partake in it. Simple as. I don’t like Hip-hop, so I don’t listen to or buy the music. Do I want other people to stop listening to it? No, that is far from the case. But I refuse to give my money to something that I do not support nor like. People…

I’m still down with turn-based combat. There have been some games in the intervening years, like Bravel Default and Radiant Historia, that have added interesting twists on the formula. Random encounters though... they can go to hell.

The slow, boring, repetitive turn-based combat is the #1 reason I don’t replay the old FF games (no matter how much I used to love them) and have largely given up on JRPGs as a whole. That they’re changing the battle system is the most exciting part of this remake for me.

Let’s just... be real for a second here. There’s no way the ratings board that let a Senran Kagura game, all but one Neptunia, and two Soul Caliburs with exploding clothing slip by with Ts would suddenly decide a butt slap is what makes a game M.

I don’t think a buttslap would ensue a Rated M on the game.

I disagree with you. I doubt the rating would get bumpmed soely on that.

I totally agree; I was really on the fence about how seriously I should take this game. Now that they’ve removed the butt slap just before the character smashes an opponent’s face in b/w her and a teammate’s ass cheeks, I know I can take it very seriously indeed.

I don’t think bronies belong here.

I always hate when people self-censor like that. I mean, if you want to say “shitty,” say “shitty.” If you don’t, say another actual word, like “crappy” or “stupid.” “ShiXXy” looks really really... well, shitty.