You just pasted together six utterly commonplace articles on sleep problems and sold the column, huh?

You sound like a spawn of every self-help “guru” ever.

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

I blame Hillary because she treated Trump the way that most of his did, like he didn’t have a chance in hell in winning. That’s fine for us, but if you’re running against him, that’s a different story. She just knew she was going to win, thought she had it in the bag, so she could skip some states because, hey, she…

Oh I just thought I was here for some geekdown - not some fucking political rag.

Oh ffs

Headline: Eight Things Guys Can Only Buy at Sephora

Headline: Eight Things Guys Can Only Buy at Sephora

Gotta love autoplay videos. Thanks Root. 

‘Equity’, balancing outcomes rather than opportunity. It’s lazy social justice that lowers the ceiling rather than raising the floor.  Toxic identitarianism that will ensure Trump’s reelection.  

Truly appreciate the call for diversity and ultimately, the change that it brought – However, extremely sorry to see that she chose to do so with racist stereotypes.

So, another article listed on this same site the 10 reasons not to have white people at the mythical cook out. Reasons included: “

LOL sure, we should have quotas on everything. Because apparently black people are incapable of achievement without training wheels?

“If you’re throwing a party and you want everybody to come, equity is ensuring that there are different price points. Diversity is inviting everybody. Inclusion is actually asking people to dance once their at the party.“ —April Reign

Professional sports are over-represented by blacks. I think we should all demand more diversity in its ranks. Oh wait, it’s because they’re the best athletes and people for the job? There aren’t enough blacks nominated for the Oscars ! Oh wait, that’s because the best of each category is represented regardless of…

I am honestly surprised this site lasted longer than Deadspin. 

Wait, first it was “don’t invite whites to your backyard BBQ” and now it’s this? Make up your minds, people. Are we for diversity and inclusion or not? 

Someone doesn’t deserve anything because of the color of their skin.  I’m so sick of hearing this crap.  If you earn, you earn it!

Wait.

Please don’t use the coronavirus as an excuse to call people racist.