There is no chance that guy owns one undergarment without pre ejaculate in them!

When asked for clarification, Haley responded, “President Trump has no intention to go against the decision of the IOC when told his country’s athletes had been banned from competition.” Aides scrambled to downplay his remarks and reminded everyone that Trump does not in fact believe he is part of the Russian…

Novice speed freaks kill me. Everyone knows you snort it with a piece of uncooked pene pasta. Then you chew on the pasta, waste nothing, leave no evidence.

Why are so many pictures of him make it look like he’s asking for help getting something from the top shelf at the store?

This is one of a shitload of issues I have with Republicans. They cheer this nonsense because they can’t look past us versus them. They can’t grasp the simple fact this involves lives. Lives of people who face serious medical issues not of their making. Little children, the elderly, maybe your parents could be…

If anyone in this shithole family was ever clinging to life and a doctor informed me that I could save them with a mere two dollars, I would buy a king size Snickers.

I guarantee one of these dumb ass glowing orbs will be in the Oval Office by the end of the month.

His law firm represents Trump in lawsuits. How is this not a blaring conflict of interest?

I’ve always said Trey Gowdy is what a smart man thinks an idiot looks like.

I see where you’re coming from but I disagree. There are plenty of cemeteries to the Confederate dead. Let that be their memorials. I saw several cemeteries in France honoring the German soldier but I never saw any Third Reich statues.

Didn’t those assholes who bombed the World Trade Centers in the 90s go back and try to get the deposit for their blown up van?

That picture has the look of, “Is it incest if I just let my dad play with my butthole?”

If I had never seen this asshole and was told to draw an old southern racist, this shithead is exactly what he would look like!

Because Americans are mostly morons. Get a notepad and for a month write down every encounter you have with someone intelligent compared to overwhelming stupidity and see how much larger one list is.

39 stars, the freaking flag has 39 stars on it. Jesus Christ every single person associated with this administration is so damn stupid. I hate every single Trump voter.

Here’s a big problem when talking about police reform. “There are a few bad apples.” Bullshit. There are thousands and thousands of horrible police officers. It’s like any other job where you have good employees and bad employees, except if you say there are even 2 bad cops you’re anti police.

There is a strong possibility of extra chromosomes.

I’m a Kentucky fan and while it is disappointing to start over every season with a new crop of Freshman that will only stay one year, it makes for a fun season. These kids are for the most part great people. They are about the least selfish team year in and year out which helps them at the next level. They always…

I think when a team is rewarded with such a shitty no call they shall be assessed an equally shitty no call against them. So in Gonzaga’s next game, their opponent has one bonus shit violation in the bag. Like if they are up one with five seconds left, the other team just gets to run up the court like a freaking…