like mr van winkle pls

I went to high school with Peter Brant Jr. and he was one of the most vile, rude, and entitled brats I’ve ever met.

From the NY Daily News

Baby boy is a self absorbed drug addicted idiot who didn’t commit one crime, but multiple crimes, theft, resisting arrest, drug possession and arguably could be charged with automobile burglary which would be a felony (breaking and entering the cab, the breaking would be constructive as had the driver known Mr Fancy…

I really could have gone the rest of my life not knowing who this person was.

Kill it.

He will be the healthiest president in history!

Preach! Preach! When I first saw Caitlyn come out as trans (something I had done myself only 8-9 months earlier), my heart did flips and I was in love...I was happy that we were finally getting the positivity, education, and awareness our movement desperately needed. I was even willing to overlook that she…

Yawn — Caitilyn’s book is likely to be as boring as she is. If you want to read good books, actually written BY trans people, read Jennifer Boylan or Kate Bornstein.

I’m sure that Cait’s book won’t come even close to answering real questions about her — how she can manage to be a Trump voter and ignore the way he and…

KELLY. Shiplap, overplayed, okay, whatever. I love home renovation shows so much, I can overlook it as a charming quirk. BUT YOU’RE MISSING THE BEST PART. As I recently discovered, Chip and Joanna are apparently super serious Christians, which explains all the kids and the farm sort of and the vague gender-roles-y…

Fifth image, I shit you not.

I am glad I am not famous. I had a stalker for a short time and it seems like being famous attracts them more.

Dude. You don't need to yell. She is right here.

This is Peak Dad. I love it. I hope someday to be able to mingle with my daughters in a professional capacity, but right now my youngest can’t decide if she wants to be a shark or a “dish wash girl” when she grows up, so not sure how that will work.

I want to givew your dad a hug. He is adorable.

21. If you were 27 inches tall when you were born, that would be ginormous, or egantic, whichever is bigger. If your dad didn’t remember a 27 inch tall baby, I guarantee your mom would.

What a puff piece. Typical liberal pandering!

You may have earned your job at Jezebel, but this interview is another example of THE CLINTON MACHINE AND ITS NEVER ENDING PATRONAGE AND NEPOTISM. SAD. LOW ENERGY. MAKE JEZEBEL GREAT AGAIN!

I love you very much and I have since you were 21 inches long, or 27. I don’t know, you were short.

since you were 21 inches long, or 27. I don’t know, you were short.