It wasn’t just boys who wore them. I wish I could scan and post the picture of me at 4 years old wearing my coonskin cat back in the 50s. For getting a tonsillectomy (again I was about 4-5) I asked for and received a pair of six shooters with genuine leather belt and holsters. I remember that I was very specific about…

“despite all measurable, objective, geno- and phenotypical evidence suggesting otherwise?”

This is false, you pulled that out of your ass. Here is the evidence:

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

it’s a troll. flag and dismiss.

He may act silly - but that guy must be taking real good care of that blade to keep it that sharp. Otherwise from everything he is doing it would have dulled the edge a long time ago.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

They should establish a triumvirate. Each man will perch delicately on that lady’s probably pretty nice shoulders and they will plop sugary treats into her really pretty good looking lips and they will braid her hair with their tiny shrunken hands. On her command, the men will do the stuff that the lady from Game of…

The dildo story does not make much sense.

I just scrolled down to post the same thing! Hands down my favorite part of this post.

Another apparently widely hated actor who I don’t hate. Weird. It was the same with the kid from Arrested Development. Granted, I never saw Superbad or pretty much anything with him in it except AD and Scott Pilgrim, so I suppose I never got too much of him.

I doubt any of these people are self aware enough to recognize themselves in the stories. If anything, they might think "Hmm, this story kind of reminds me of the time I had that terrible server who wouldn't give me the popcorn I wanted".

because the whatever joy you get from seeing the comeuppance of a giant prick is completely dwarfed by the joy you get watching the fans of the giant prick gnash their teeth and rend their garments and cover themselves with sackcloth.

everyone, the original poster is being sarcastic