More on topic, I hope they fix the atrocious driving and give it a better back-story.

More on topic, I just hope they fix the driving and give it a better backstory.

@vanlingo: Zing!

@Draco Basileus: Couldn't have said it better myself.

@Sustenance: Well put, sir. I'd rather see a piece of shit die on the vine than be plucked and offered to gamers as the next coming of Christ.

They have a standard for quality games?

How you say... meh?

@Lexi00: It's an Xbox exclusive, and Xbox rules in North America, unlike the UK. Money talks.

@NeVeRMoRe666: Ha! Hilarious. :D

Ah, another burnt, curly pube cakes itself to the turd that is Facebreaker. Congrats, EA. Just keep Kim fucking Kardashian out of my Dead Space.

I'm a huge fan of RPGs and a proud 360 owner. But before you big this turd, you should look into its story. It's like these guys took a checklist of RPG cliches and went down it, ticking off all the boxes one by one.

It'll look worse on the 360? Then I guess I won't be buying it. Thanks for making it simple for us, id soft!

@RYAMATSU: HAAAAA-YA! Good one, buddy. You got all of us 360 owners right in the feelings. Now we're sad.

@jfm3: I have to ask — what made you call the 360 version the "360 sku?" Why didn't you just call it the "360 version" or the "360 game?" Do you think "stock keeping unit" is an easier or perhaps cooler way of saying it? I've been racking my brain for why gamers use that dreadful term, and maybe you can shed some…

They totally dodged the question with the pop-out-the-HDD answer. Pretty clever of them. Can't wait for the game and the exclusive DLC, too.

Lame. Haven't bought a Madden since 2004 and don't think I'm going back. I may download Facebreaker for a try-out, but I'm pretty underwhelmed about it as is.

"1C will also operate local customer service, which I believe requires a gun license.."

The usage of "SKU" has got to stop. What the fuck? Referring to a game as a "Stock Keeping Unit" is not only pretentiously lame, but it's also just plain bad writing.

@Jonman: Ah! I was about to post "The cake .... might not be a lie." :D

Oh give me a fucking break. There's much more widespread and popular media products these "critics" should be complaining about. Have you seen what passes for reality TV on Fox these days?