"Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all sci-fi movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Jennifer…

based on his arc in the good wife…i don't know

"Write?"

Twins, it's like you've never seen the first half of the parent trap.

is it cyberwoman

i mean it couldn't be worse than coven.

i love how they tell people things in the comments or on twitter instead of maybe a small note in What's on Tonight.

nick and jess as a couple in season 3. i still liked that season, but i just do not give a shit about them or whether they will get together or not.

i know they're terrible, but i still enjoyed those droid dirty dozen episodes.

season 2 is the series at it's best, and season 3 is still kinda watchable, but literally everything after that is terrible.

and Luke's surprise daughter's terrible mother!

i haven't liked scandal since season 2!

i'm just surprised there was anyone excited about reading the tolerability index instead of just heading to the comment section

I think this will explain everything.
http://i.imgur.com/P8tJImV.gif

Villasenor sounds like a fake name you make up on the spot.

I love the pirate parts of black flag, but the assassin creed parts of black flag are not great.

I am so glad I bailed on this show after 2 episodes. What a fucking trainwreck.

i'm convinced that imaginary creature is about 5 minutes away from eating Jenna Elfman's face everytime i see it

Notorious looks like someone put a bunch of Shonda Rimes' shows in a blender, said 'That was a terrible idea', but no one at ABC heard them and just kept on writing the checks.

i'm already doing a thousand times better than the last time i played.