Why would you recommend someone like Abramson, who has absolutely no credentials in this area and has peddled the most outlandish and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories?

This is my surprised face.

While plagiarism is a serious issue (dude, George, write your own darn articles), the unaddressed issue is that even if every word of it had been written by George F. Will, it still wouldn’t prove what he wants it to prove.

Eh, it could just be a really good egg. Yolk color reflects the diet of the hen that laid it. Pale yellow yolks typically come from hens that eat nothing but corn; orange yolks come from hens whose diets include more variety, including stuff with carotenoids in it.

Petty Bourgeois. Who’s the Marxist on the Thunder?

Uh, I know at least a few DC people who think that!

Goof Troop for SNES is a puzzle/explorer/2-player classic. You can get out of here with that nonsense.

I think they could beat Toronto but not D.C.

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

I mean, I guess I understand the argument for not spending any time deciding what you’re going to wear if you want to stretch it...but do you need 25 fucking identical blazers to accomplish the task? It’s not like they’re power forwards who can’t play out of position.

The Cuban ex-pat community is one of the most reactionary political demographics in the United States. They’re one of the only identifiable groups of voters of color who went for Donald Trump in the election. So I don’t expect more from Le Batard. But you might note that the “murderous killer” you’re indicting via…

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

“This fuckin’ guy!” - Barrack Obama, probably.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Crimson Skies anybody?

I think they should have to wear a maple codpiece and pelvic thrust the ball for a bunt.

This utterly justifies the film’s existence and always will.

Wu Ke mistake.

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