“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.
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Mozgov is center. Center on LeBron team not meant to create own baskets. Center on LeBron team meant to catch pass, make dunk, make shot. Mozgov is good center for LeBron team.
“What?”
“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”
“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”
“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”
No “songs played by campus sensitive guy with an acoustic guitar to woo ladies” list can be complete without Oasis’s “Wonderwall.”
If you run up and kick a guy who’s on the ground, you probably need to be charged with something.
God, people have no fucking qualms about kicking others in the face and head... What is that even about?
Oh horseshit.
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