Am I supposed to be impressed with 375 hp & 350 pft ? I believe a Dodge Charger RT has that, probably at half the price of the Benz. Let the flame war begin.

“My Hummer recently caused me great embarrassment and shame”

Spicolli ?

Right. When I saw the pic, I thought it was the next gen Vette.

First we let them vote, then we let them drive...

A bump at pit lane speed won't spin a car.

The RAV4 is Toyota's small suv, the same size as the Honda CRv.

I'd expect this on a slammed ricer. What a waste of human resources.

“Fenders"

Right, IF you can find one. I went with a 2014 100 Anniversary edition SXT (300 hp V6), with navi, leather, moon roof, 20 inch wheels, etc, for less than 34,000. Helps to buy the oldest model on the lot.

What’s more ridiculous is the fake tennis ball in the windshield. Think about it.

Ha, very good. Like anyone who is in a Chevy commercial has even been in a Mercedes.

I would leave the 300 out of this mix. Might have a Hemi, but it's got plenty of "frills" (my wife has one).

That color is way worse than the lights.

That's likely a dealer tag, held on by magnets.