@You're Banned, Squalor banned you: Russia typically lands their capsules on the vast expanse of russian tundra. Aka, on land. I would bet that's where these animals landed. It's a rougher landing, but absolutley no chance of losing the capsule or cosmonauts to drowning.

@troopershades: I can believe it. Where were you working, and for what branch (Ground, Express, Home Delivery?). Yeah it's starting to change, and FedEx is definitely picking up hours. It sucks you don't get paid as much, though.

@JoshUng: Yeah from what I hear FedEx Ground is almost like a Franchise. While in UPS the company owns everything inc your uniform, FedEx Ground (FedEx Express is more UPS than regular FedEx in structure) is like a Franchise. You buy the truck, and are responsible for gas, insurance, etc. You get $50k or much more…

@Syntax Error: After working for UPS (seasonally, as school permits), I can reply to certain things in this email - at least for the Northeast region.

@Quattro-luvr: I hope so.

@MCG: Definitely like the second pic. You're then-girlfriend has the shocked face, and you're just looking at the camera like "I'm awesome".

@sid9221: Yes, every one of us is overweight and can't fit through a door, while the rest of the world can still wear skinny jeans.

@HeroOfTomorrow-the Untied States: Haha fantastic choice.

@BadJoJo: I agree with everything you have said here.

@DssTrainer: I hope they don't get security access then. I would like my customer support to have a strong russian accent, preferably from above the arctic circle. I feel it would just be...more fun.

@joeyoeyoeyo: Uh, what? This answer is petty and childish.

@Pook365: Haha engineering! What discipline? I'm Mech Eng/Fire Protection.

@Pook365: It's not spite as much as asking 300 million people to throw everything they've learned about measurements out the window. That's the hurdle. Also no average amerian cares -this system works, so why change?

@Les Mikesell: I'm a big fan of knob creek. Makers mark is good too. Never tried woodford reserve.

@Steven Ansell: Jack Daniels is not bourbon. Uses too much corn in it's distilling process to legally be a bourbon.

@inverts: I'd give up my satisfactory life for more liquor.

@Steven Ansell: Wait, people insult your masculinity for drinking whisky? Where the heck do you live? Past Gin, you can't get a more manly drink than whisky, especially good southern bourbon.

I agree with posters below. I'm not necessairly angry with this, and in a large part I am ok with it. Happens with other companies too. As long as they are not selling passwords, etc, I will just continue to use AdBlock.

@hostile17: Good nose.

@xoxo Sweetheart: Good luck with that. Vinyl is usually much cheaper than wood, and you can't even get wood in some places.