Teslastans: “But they’re directionally correct”. Except when even the direction is wrong or a dead-end.

“The driver of the Model Y escaped the fire unharmed, authorities said, and was taken into police custody.”

Snapping control arms. Now there’s something to think about as you whip your Model S Plaid through a fast corner....

How it started:

Then. Why. Are. You. Still. Here?

Except they weren’t even the first EV pickup. Rivian beat to that punch (late 21 vs mid 22).

“This is why we need military grade weapons and hardware. We are under attack, even in our own kitchens.” - MA State Police at future legislative hearing no doubt.

The stupid thing about this (and this is not just confined to the automotive business) is that these upper management types (CEOs, Presidents, etc) all either explicitly or implicitly say that their ridiculously high pay is deserved because they are so much smarter than everyone else. But the problem is that they…

And that’s the actual problem: It is not safe to use it as anything but a glorified cruise control and lane assist. Your “benefit” of not using it properly means you endanger not only the occupants in your Tesla, but everyone else on the road.

They’ll just regurgitate whatever Elon shat in their mouths about it.

Yeah the Deep State has finally cracked down on the leaks. Marjorie Taylor Greene almost blew it, though, when she started talking about Jewish Space Lasers which were actually a test of the Atlantis Magic Power Crystals that are still submerged in the Triangle.

Daddy gonna get him a cheap Lucid in a few years. Fancy AF.

GigaExtender.

Me thinks you mean CYBERNATORATOR

I believe the Nissan Leaf has always come with an 8/100,000 battery warranty or 8/120,000. 19k a year in a Cyber Truck is certainly doable but that warranty isn’t drastically market changing

Elon Mush is a POS, and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money.

If he is banking on Trump lifting a finger for him and not offering anything in return, then he is truly dumb and doesn’t know Trump. He better have something Trump really wants and NOT give it to him until after he gets his government deal.

His being so extremely online has nothing to do with Tesla business strategy. That’s just him wanting to be the uber-edgelord, and wanting to keep X/Twitter from crumbling into complete irrelevancy.

Elon doesn't operate by logic and his handlers have been slacking off. 

He’s addicted to the dopamine hits from pushing the button that makes all his followers jump. That’s all. Addiction doesn’t make very much sense in general, but it is what it is.