Covid turbocharged the Tesla peak and Elons final descent into MAGA pilled fool.
Covid turbocharged the Tesla peak and Elons final descent into MAGA pilled fool.
He finally defeated the Woke mind virus with that brilliant move to transform Twitter. His racist AI Grok chat bot will prevent it from re-emerging.
With Chinese EVs advancing so quickly I’m almost certain Elon knows Tesla is cooked. China is a huge source of their revenue and Tesla has done nothing to keep up. He’s probably trying one last huge stock grab so he can remain nice and wealthy after the Tesla slow motion collapse.
Next year. Next three years. Maybe.
Management by spreadsheet, nobody can deny my decisions, they’re based on facts.
A not insignificant portion of people would consider it a welcome blessing from God, showing love through punishment.
The shareholders need more value, don't you see? They require heavy dividends and capital gains to maintain their idle lifestyle. Paying employees too much money can be expensive and set a dangerous precedent.
He has to defeat the woke mind virus don't you see? Western cicilation will collapse if Elon doesn't meme racist enough on Twitter. Elon has his eye on the much longer game.
What if he quits in a huff because he can't get his desired astronomical pay package? The Delaware Chancerory made me do it!
I was surprised how quick the Bolt EUV was off the line during a test drive. Teenage me would have been doing stupid things with a car like that. It was bad enough with my underpowered Subaru legacy wagaon.
Almost certain to happen due to insurance rates.
With more electric cars out there, kids are gonna get their hands on acceleration and speed.
Bingo. There’s so much bad news too. Cyber truck flop? Disappointing sales figures? Don Lemon debacle? Compensation woes and corporate relocation? He pumped the compact Tesla right before this too.
It's just an opinion. A Toyota Tercel can be interesting as well. What's problematic for Tesla is that their lineup is getting stale, which does not match their growth ambitions. Toyota barely refreshed it's truck lineup in North America for ages, but it's also not their biggest mover. Tesla can probably always sell…
Golumpkis are so good. What Polish food with cabbage isn't good though? Kapusta, bigos, cabbage pierogi....
The bot problem is truly out of hand. I'm a long time user and frankly live the platform due to the wide array of silly and serious accounts I follow. Within the last month or two I've noticed that I get one to two bot followers a day. The accounts never have a tweet, only likes.
Who can lose the midwest/Michigan faster? The Donald by shitting on the popular and recently successful Fain and UAW or Biden by aiding a genocide in Palestine and demotivating his Muslim American base?
Project PumpNDump
It's a shame, because the Cyber truck has caused a surge of interest in Tesla.
You are right in one regard to hybrids. My cousin ridiculed hybrids, especially the prius. At Thanksgiving he drove my newish Ford Maverick hybrid. Lived the size and couldn't believe the gas mileage. He put in an order for four of them for his landscaping business that week. Key to him was that he never has to plug…